Baby Bio 5878844 Houseplant Food, 175ml- Fertiliser

Use with caution... A primal magic lies within.
It was a warm summer evening when i first used this. It was one of those nights where its full to bursting with energy and theres a sort of electricity in the air, like a storms going to break out at any moment. A warm breeze drifted through an open window, trailing with it the faint smell of bbqs, laughter and ice cold beers. I measured out 10 drops of the feed into a watering can and gave each plant its daily bread. Something felt different with my plants that night, they too held a strange energy to them, a certain potential, like a storm waiting to happen. Shutting the curtains and locking the door i headed up to bed filled with memorys of summers gone – climbing trees as kids, riding around on rusty bikes, paddling pools and water fights…. Suddenly, I woke to the sound of wood snapping, the house creaking, cracking, the sound of plaster falling like rain and the dizzying sensation of the whole house tilting. I staggered to my feet, unsteady and stumbling i hurried down stairs. At first i smelt it. The earthy, musky smell of soil and fresh leaves in a rain storm. Then i saw it. The plants… They had grown to a monstrous size and ripped through the first floor and the roof. I stared up at the soft glow of the stars and listened to the leaves rustle in the cool night air and swore next time to only use 2 drops…